On November 16th, I’ll be happier than I’ve been about almost any movie release than I’ve been in a long time. That is the day that the Twilight Saga will finally be over. Until then, we still have to deal with the promotional machine for the final film in the sparkly vampire epic. I don’t know much, but from what I can tell, Kristen Stewart has had a half vampire baby and is now also a vampire herself – Hence the red eyes.

I’m guessing that there is also some sort of epic conquest that Stewart and Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) must undertake. I’m also guessing that all will seem lost, but their love for each other (and a healthy dose of glitter) will save them in the end.

What still blows my mind about these movies is Peter Facinelli. I don’t fault the guy for taking a movie role that has probably set him up for the rest of his life, but I loved him in his short lived TV series “Fastlane” That also starred Bill Belemy and Tiffany Thieson. That was kind of an awesome show… and he was kind of a bad ass… not… this.

Along with Stewart and Pattinson, the film also stars Taylor Lautner, Peter Facinelli, Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Elizabeth Reaser, Nikki Reed, Billy Burke, Rami Malek, and Maggie Grace.