The condoms come 30 per pack and retails for $11.99 with the slogan “We won’t be screwed! We will come first!”
“Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.”
I don’t know what to say. How do you even comment about this stuff? It looks like some fictional sci-fi musical instrument out of Star Wars from the Mos Eisley Cantina.