She describes as “bits of brutality smothered in a rich, creamy marshmallow sauce.
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Gangs Killing People To Sell Their Fat On Black Market For Cosmetics
Peruvian police have uncovered a grisly case with remote Peruvian jungle gangs killing people for their fat, which they then sell on the black market for use in cosmetics.
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TV Shows Us Why Food Should Never, Ever talk… Ever
Is it just me or did that ketchup bottle just rape a fish stick?
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California Raisins Facepaint AKA What Nightmares Are Made Of
Wow, everything about this video is wrong. Like clowns, I think I’ll be added this to my do not want fodder.
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This Video is To Kissing What Amputation is To Jumping Rope
First of all, if I’ve offended any of our readers who themselves are amputees that enjoy jumping rope… I apologize and implore you to send us a video because that sounds pretty damned impressive.
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Tim O’Brien’s Charlie Brown Is Kinda Creepy
“I looked at the list of invites and then imagined all of the usual takes on what a monster is thought to be. Perhaps some will be cute, some ugly. I went in another direction.”
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Disneyland Paris Ungloves Mickey Mouse, Traumatizes Children
“By offering a potentially human element to Mickey Mouse this campaign radically challenges children’s perception of Disneyland and is a further incite (sic) to visit.”
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Vintage James Earl Jones Reciting The Alphabet
Before he was voice of the Empire as Darth Vader in Star Wars, James Earl Jones was reciting the alphabet…