“Hi I’m Billy Mays here for Comfort wipe. Too Fat to wipe your own ass? Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick? Then you’ll need the comfort wipe. Just Stick it, Swipe it, and Wipe your worries away!”
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Hollywood Loses Dignity, Finds Waldo
The scary thing here is not that a movie studio is actually planning on making live-action where’s Waldo movie. The true horror is that there was a bidding war over it.
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Heathcliff Headed For bigscreen
“He’s not your typical cuddly kitty cat. He’s a really cynical, wisecracking character who has a contemporary perspective we could do a lot with.”
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Get Ready For: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus!!!
Not since the days of Bogart and Bacall have two tremendous talents like Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas teamed up for such an adventure.
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Move Over Borat, It’s Time For Bruno. Check out the Red Band Trailer
This trailer is NSFW, so no clickies in your cubical lest you feel the wrath of unemployment.
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Boy’s Tongue Stuck on Pole – Ala “A Christmas Story”
“What else was there but a “triple dare you”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. “
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Woman Claims Open Source Ubuntu Ruined Her Education
“I’m extremely frustrated,” Schubert said. “I wanted to get back to school, but I needed a computer to be able to do that.”