Pirates are always a great way to start the week, especially when they are Lego pirates and they are rapping about fighting Santa!
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TV Shows Us Why Food Should Never, Ever talk… Ever
Is it just me or did that ketchup bottle just rape a fish stick?
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Mark Ryden’s YHWH Vinyl Collectible Review
Never before has a giant pink bunny stick caused so much confusion, glee and discomfort among the masses.
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How Many Bunnies Do We Have To Burn To Power A Lightbulb?
In a move that will piss off PETA, thousands of dead bunnies are being burned in a Swedish heating plant to help keep the people toasty this winter.
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This Video is To Kissing What Amputation is To Jumping Rope
First of all, if I’ve offended any of our readers who themselves are amputees that enjoy jumping rope… I apologize and implore you to send us a video because that sounds pretty damned impressive.
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Depeche Mode Teaches You How Not To Kiss
Sit back and give yourself a chance to see what happens when hundreds of people try to tongue kiss but can’t quite find each other’s mouths. Pay special attention to the mustardy, hot dog kiss…
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Your Weekly Japan: Kiwi Carnage
The subject of the commercial in question is either kiwis, or kiwi juice… we are not sure, all we know is that it freaked us out when they ripped off the tops of their heads and started dancing around.
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What’s in Your Wii?
The Wii is a pretty clever little gaming system. Sure it isn’t as complex as the PS3 and it doesn’t have the magic ability to fail more than 50% of the time like the XBox 360, but there is something special about it.