Still looking for the perfect Mother’s Day gift? Get her what she really needs – A Handjob! No, really… the actual product is called a handjob. The marketing for this product is one of the most brilliant things we’ve seen in a long time. The host of the infomercial is a man who goes by the name of “Handy Jay” and his entire schtick is stuffed tighter with double entendre’s than you can wave a fist at.

“MMM, Handjob! It’s so easy even your grandmother can do it!”
… That’s just wrong.

Here are both of the completely inappropriate but also completely real infomercials: