I’m not a fan of Mayo. In fact, with very few exceptions where it is absolutely needed in at least a small amount, I would just as soon wish it never existed. It is however, better than one other sandwich topping… Miracle whip. What the heck is that stuff anyway? Fake mayo? Hip Mayo? It’s white goo…
Well, while Stephen Colbert and I might Disagree about Mayo, we definitely agree on “the whip.” The weird thing is, his love of mayo has started one of the strangest showdowns we’ve ever seen. Check it out for yourself.