So, guess what happens when you try to do a cannonball into a frozen pool? You end up with a video that will make you look like an idiot and will haunt you for the rest of your life. Also, you’ll get a serious butt bruise.

Thank goodness there are a lot of idiots in the world. If there wasn’t there’d be nothing left on the internet but porn!

Seriously though. What the hell was this guy thinking? Did it not occur to him to do a test on the ice first?

Anyways, we wish him the best of luck with his band, Sizkill… and his seemingly inappropriate relationship with a goat.