Guitar Hero is one of the biggest video game hits in the last 5 years. Players young and old are addicted to the games fun play and rocking tunes. there’s even a set of action figures commemorating the game coming out from McFarlane Toys. However, despite all the game’s success, there’s still a deep dark insidious secret that the games makers don’t want you to know. Rock n’ Roll is the devil’s music. It corrupts your soul and is the gateway to drugs and… heaven forbid, sex!

Thankfully, all of you who have been tempted by the devil now have a safe option. I now present to you, Guitar Praise!