The NOC has built a great reputation for coming out with really funny parodies of popular songs that are tied to current events in sports. The amazing thing is that the newest one isn’t a Gangnam Style parody, but a parody of Katy Perry’s “Wide Awake” and tells the story of a man that is just having the crappiest luck in the world with his Fantasy Football League.

Lyrics:

I’m 1-and-8

I’m 1-and-8
Yeah, I got Michael Vick; For my first-round pick; Now he’s throwing bricks

I’m 1-and-8
How did I run my draft so wrong?

I’m full of hate
And now it’s clear to me; I should have RG3; As my top QB

I’m 1-and-8
And now the season seems so long

I wish I picked then—Who I know now
Andrew Luck—Andre Brown
Fantasy hurts—it’s looking so bleak
Wish I could just take—take a bye week

Losing in week nine
Even losing to my wife
Waiving my whole team tonight
Yeah, I’m losing in week nine

I’m 1-and-8
I traded Victor Cruz; And now I’m catching boos; All I can do is lose

I’m 1-and-8
Jermichael Finley’s on the bench, no

I’m 1-and-8
My lineup is a wreck; Like a replacement rep; I can’t get out of bed

I’m 1-and-8
My season’s over now, the end

Losing in week nine
Even losing to my wife
Waiving my whole team tonight
Yeah, I’m losing in week nine

I’m 1-and-8

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