“Kicked Your Monkey” — A Bad Lip Reading of Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know”

We’ve seen a bunch of different takes on the ultra-viral music video “Somebody That I used To Know” from Gotye. They’ve been parodied in places as prestigious as Saturday Night Live and covered by shows as big as Glee.

Now the team over at Bad Lip Reading are giving us a whole new take on the song and it is hilarious!

LYRICS:

Kicked Your Monkey

That was yet another way of working with the Sith
They’re greasy little freaks who hide pickles in the sky
And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me
Miss Fisher don’t think that I’m pretty
But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho in my book

Lines, lines, intersecting
Oh, lines, lines, lines
Intersecting now with paint

I can’t hear when you talk, I got cheese candy
I’d like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat on Wednesdays
If a woman fails to squeal then I’ll smell her jeans
I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames
And all the bloody mittens that were lying under the harlequin’s sofa

And the genie never got me off
Am I glad I keyed that van
It’ll make me fly when you’re rubbing that thing
I’m fighting with ninja gloves
Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful
No the genie never dumped her load
I’m body snatching you and then I’ma change your diaper
I kiss down really low
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat!
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat

I kicked your monkey then I used your goat

Ghetto lady thinks your froggy’s name is Lou McGopher
A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night
A banana wanted in that crack
Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack?
Stuff is shooting out of this hole
Wookie snatcher, eat a bunch of pie and then just close the door!

But the genie never got me off
Am I glad I keyed that van
It’ll make me fly when you’re rubbing that thing
I’m fighting with ninja gloves
Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful
No the genie never dumped her load
I’m body snatching you and then I’ma change your diaper
I kiss down really low
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! (Monkey!)
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat (Monkey!)

I used your goat (Monkey!)
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat

I used your goat
Yeah, I used your goat
I used your goat
Monkey
(Monkey!)