Merit Badges sure have changed from when I was wee tyke. Whatever happened to the simple things like tying different knots, helping an old lady cross the street, or gutting a deer and then fastening its pelt into a raincoat? As we turn towards a new decade, I suppose its only befitting that merit badges change with the time. Oh look at that, I just earned the medium browsing badge! Thank you pop up porn.

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