When the evil Shredder attacks, this turtle boy won’t cut him no slack… on calories that is! You can always count on the folks at thisiswhyyourefat.com to show us a new and exciting way serve bacon, but they might have outdone themselves this time.

These disturbingly realistic looking all mammal amphibians are really just

ground beef pattie topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave shell with hot dog head, legs and tail.

This is one of those situations where We’ve got to give them props for creativity, but there’s no way in hell that thing is going in my mouth. I’ll just do what the turtles do and order a pizza.