The only thing these turtles are going to attack are your arteries!
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My Zombie Pin-Up, Where Beauty Eats Braaaaiiiinns… Again
“We dug up the idea of the vintage 1950’s pin-up and hit it over the head with a shovel. Let yourself get infected by these bloody gore-gous women who are just dying to get under your skin.”
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Because Sometimes Wiping Your Butt Is Just Too Hard
“Hi I’m Billy Mays here for Comfort wipe. Too Fat to wipe your own ass? Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick? Then you’ll need the comfort wipe. Just Stick it, Swipe it, and Wipe your worries away!”