If there’s one thing that I’m thankful for every Thanksgiving its that I get to avoid not only the elements but the mob that festers like syphilis during door-busting Black Friday sales. Here’s a sickening video compilation that stitches together some of the more insane moments in Black Friday history. I guess people have never heard of shopping online. It’s this new thing, look it up, people.

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