What happens when you can’t find that one special fictional anime character to date in real life? You go on Craigslist and put up a personal ad looking for it of course!

Take note from this young lady, who is obviously madly, with emphasis on madly, in love with Edward Elric of “Fullmetal Alchemist” fame. Although Mr. Elric won’t give Cutie McCrazy the time of day, she’s willing to settle for someone resembling him. Hell, she’s even willing to settle for a left amputee instead of the right. Talk about compromising! She sounds like my kind of woman. Quick someone find me a chainsaw, I have some “cosmetic surgery” I need to perform on myself.