Last night marked night two of the newest season of America’s Got Talent. One thing that we learned pretty quickly (as we do every episode) is that most of America does not in fact got talent. With that said, there were some great performances last night. We think that the two people will be talking about around the water cooler this morning are Granny G, the rapping granny who has a message for all the horny boys out there and Turf. Turf is a street performer who lived on the streets for two years while learning to dance. His Contortionist dance routine is simultaneously amazing and stomach churning.