The Scattered Trees’ new music video is an emo love letter to Star Wars Fans all over the world. The video actually has a storyline if you pay attention to it. A group of Storm Troopers capture a Jedi Knight and while holding her hostage in their apartment… and playing a few sets for her with their band (Boba Fett On The Drums!), one of them falls for her.
They kiss, she runs him through with a lightsaber, then she proceeds to force choke everyone else in the room.
If there’s any moral to this story, it’s got to be that women, no matter how much you think you trust them are agents of the dark side and they will eventually try to kill you.