Nothing says hero like swinging from building to building on a web that shoots from your butt. I remember thinking that when they first gave Spider-Man organic webs in the comics and in the movies several years ago. If they were trying to be more natural, the webs should shoot out his ass!

Apparently, I’m not the only person who was thinking this. Animation Domination HD, the upcoming late night Saturday animation block from FOX has put out their own version of Spider Man – 100% Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man… Let’s just say, this version of the hero would probably not have his own series of movies… unless he was discovered by some weird, German fetish film director.