No, we aren’t talking about some crazy new Viagra cola, we are talking about Jones Cola’s new limited edition sodas dedicated to Dungeons and Dragons. While they can’t make any special claims, we can only assume that drinking these tasty beverages will increase your chance of rolling high numbers, defeating orcs and saving damsels in distress. Besides, aren’t you getting tired of washing your Funyons and Cheetos down with Mountain Dew?
The flavors included in the pack are:
– Dwarven Draught
– Bigby’s crushing thirst destroyer
– Potion of Healing
– Illithid Brain Juice
– Sneak Attack and a mystery flavor.
Here’s a special treat for all the d&d fans out there. It is mildly nsfw.
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