The Dumb Ways To Die PSA has not only gone viral, but it has spawned some great parodies of its own. Now Teddie Films is out with their own, Walking Dead version of the song that will bring a smile to the face of anyone who is anxiously awaiting the return of the show next February.
Lyrics:
Only travel in a herd
By yourself is not preferred
If you’re caught – dismemberment
Then your guts get used to cover-up a scent
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
It’s hard to get by
When everybody wants me to die
Take a hit right to the head
It’s the only thing that makes you dead
If you need a meal, just follow Shane,
‘Cause he’ll shoot his friend and abandon him as bait
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
It’s hard to get by
When everybody wants me to die
Getting stuck is a major fail
Eat the guts of a guy named Dale
People are a treat, when they’re alone
Except for Carl, Daryl, Rick, Andrea, or Michonne
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
It’s hard to get by
When everybody wants me to die
Lose your arms and live as a pet
Put on a leash and learn to deal with it
When Lori hears, a walker snarl
“Hate to bother you guys, but have you seen Carl??”
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
It’s hard to get by
When everybody wants me to die
Mess with Rick when the group’s in a tight formation
A chain link fence makes an easy decapitation
Cut off a leg just to ward off infection,
Torture other humans just to get information
Don’t you know we all have the virus??
There’s no point in fightin’, cause it’s quite possibly –
Dumbest ways to die,
Pointless ways to die,
We’re all walkers inside,
Regrettably,
Eventually we all will die
Be safe around humans.
A message from the Walkers.