It is my firm belief, that online retailer wants to kill you. Their weapon of choice? Gummy. they’ve released five pound Gummy Bears and worms, life-sized gummy coke bottles, and now, they’ve come up with a 20 lb Gummy turkey. the good news is that this monstrosity was just created for a new video that showcases their other candy products. The scary news? If it sounds appetizing to you, you can order a 26 lb Gummy Bear off their site for just $149. Sadly, it does not come with any insulin, or someone to give you the Heimlich when you inevitably choke on the rubbery candy mass that you’ll be jamming down your pie hole.