Nobody does boobs like Japan. I mean… have you seen any anime? Sadly, the land of the Rising Sun’s artistic abilities when it comes to cleavage end sharply when it comes to making Ramen look like breasts.

To celebrate the release of a popular nina-girl fighting game called Senran Kagura, Tokyo ramen shops have started serving limited time only dishes of “boob ramen.”

Unfortunately, their attempts at creating booblike foods have fallen flatter than a AAA cup bra.

For the most part, the dishes end up looking like penises. In some cases, they achieve some level of boobishness, but only in the creepiest possible way.

Luckily for restaurant goers, people who order these dishes are at least entered into a contest to win collectibles and other swag based off the game.

Source: Rocketnews