Meanwhile in Florida…
Anthony Sardo, a 21-year-old man from Marion County has been arrested for and admitted to having sex with a miniature male pony named Jackie G after several witnesses saw him in the act. The incident went down on Oct. 16. A witness contacted police detectives about having seen Mr Sardo showing his love for horses a little too exuberantly in some pasture land that belonged to one of their family members. It was not long before another witness came forward to report the same event.
As it turns out, however, it might not have been the same event. In his confession, Sardo admitted to police that he indulged his equine appetites at least four times during the course of that week. On the upside, he made sure to let cops know that he used a condom. His reasoning was that he didn’t want to get a disease from the horse. Right… because the horse is the STD risk, not the guy screwing it…
He has been charged with four counts of sexual contact with an animal and is currently being held in county prison.