We’ve seen cats fight cats, cats fight dogs, kids fight kids, but we’ve never seen a man take on a goose in a lightsaber duel. We aren’t sure why we haven’t seen it yet as gooses are nasty and hate-filled creatures that want nothing more than to pluck out your eyes and rip off your testicles… I’m just sayin…
Anyways, what starts are just a normal day for a man walking down the sidewalk turns into all out war when he’s accosted by a Canadian goose. You can’t blame the man for fighting as hard as he did, the goose was clearly out for blood… and he was clearly a Sith Goose.
