What does it mean? It means we owe a hell of a lot of people money that we are gonna be paying off at least until “Spider-Man 29” comes out.
Kristin Tercek’s Cuddly Rigor Mortis, A Portrayal Of Adorable Deaths
She describes as “bits of brutality smothered in a rich, creamy marshmallow sauce.
Every Time You Ride In a Plane God Kills a Polar Bear
They want you to know that flying in a plane creates the same mass of weight as a polar bear. How do they make this point? By letting it rain polar bears… glorious, bloody, polar bears!
Ten Things Not To Do In a Urinal
You never tug on Superman’s cape. You never spit into the wind. You never pull the mask of the old lone Ranger and you Don’t do anything this nutty in a public bathroom!
Child Neglect Has Never Been So Funny
No one has ever really captured the sheer idiocy/ cuteness of this trend than the family who put their toddler ON A KITCHEN TABLE so that they could dance to GS’s Stanky Leg.
Still Hungry? You Won’t Be After A Refreshing Ham Daiquiri!
“A violent storm of pig meat and fruit.”
Disney Sinks Captain Nemo
On the upside, at least we won’t be seeing Will Smith as Captain Nemo… Now he can put all his energy into landing that Captain America Role he wants so bad.
Are You Hungry? Where Should You Eat?
God Bless the flow chart. It’s recent rise to fame on the internet has given us a new found freedom from thought and decision making.