Oh, how I wish Santa Bender was fighting in this match.
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Shark Commits Suici….. WEEEEEEEEE!
I know that suicide is more common in the holiday season, but I had no idea that it hit the shark community as hard as the humans.
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Jeremy Piven Quits Play in Poison Scare!
Jeremy Piven tangles with sushi, in process of Hugging it out.
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Keanu Pulls a DiCaprio, Takes On Anime Adaptation.
“We’ve got the rights, we’ve got a writer,” Keanu explained. “He’s putting together a scene outline.”
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Robert Pattinson Slated to Ruin ‘Pirates 4’
There’s a story in the Sun about Eddie Murphy playing the Joker in the next Bat Man and that there will be a Robin as well. If that happens, I’ll pole dance on a cactus.
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Would You Like Some Humiliation With That Big Mac?
This man never had a chance. Check out one of the most pathetic robberies of all time.
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Purple Tights Are Cool Again. The Phantom Returns to Film
Like Batman Begins, where he takes a high tech spelunking suit and turns it into the basis of his costume – we’re looking at making it a real world costume.
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New Posters for G.I. Joe, Rise of Cobra Hit The Net
While us lowly folk don’t get to see the trailer for GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra, there are some new posters on the net. Check them out below and join me in the chant… Please don’t suck, please don’t suck, please don’t suck.