What makes a bad tattoo? Sometimes it’s just poorly done. Sometimes it’s actually really well done, but it’s just an awful or strange design that defies explanation. Then there are the tattoos that are just placed in bad places or that show classic pop icons transformed to look like a penis.

It’s a slow news day, other than the newly announced movie and TV show delays. So, to help pass the time, we went looking for some of the worst Star Wars tattoos we could find. There’s everything from zombie droids and butt crack tattoos to naked androgynous Boba Fetts and the aforementioned Darth Vader penis tattoo. There’s even a Koi fish wearing a Storm Trooper helmet. It’s a visual adventure. Join us as we fall down the rabbit hole.