Coming straight to you from the “someone’s been smoking a lot of weed” file, a pizza parlor in Des Moines Iowa has just unveiled a new pizza that is covered with Fruit Loops. While Toucan Sam might be following his nose to this one, we’re following our stomachs in the opposite direction.
The Loopy Fruits pizza at Fong’s Pizza features a sour cream/cream cheese sauce, a healthy dosing of the multi-colored kid’s cereal, mozzarella cheese, and a drizzle of greek yogurt and condensed milk. Is is breakfast, is it dinner, is it only appropriate if it is 2 am and you are drunk or stoned? We aren’t sure, but the new pizza is so popular that it has officially been added to the menu.