If you’ve ever told someone to eat a dick, but then weren’t able to offer up something more than your words, have we got something for you! Heck, maybe you are looking for something to shock the in-laws at Christmas dinner or you are just trying to find a hook to get a teenage boy into the kitchen and learn some food prep skills. The answer for all of those things is as Peencuisine.
Head over there and find a complete cooking website with one thing that sets it apart, every recipe has a penis pun for a name, and every finished dish comes out looking like a dick. they’ve got everything from Blueberry Peencakes and Manmeat Loaf, Cockamole and Chips, Fried Tofu and Peen-Nut Sauce, and Miso Corny!