Here’s a movie poster for George Lucas’ re-release of “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace” in 3D. The poster features Darth Maul and it’s pretty awful just like the movie that sucked major Tauntaun balls. What 12 year-old did Lucas hire to Photoshop this? Anyway, for those who care, you can expect the trailer to drop next week before “The Three Musketeers.”

You know what they say, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… ain’t going to ever see “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace” in 3D!