• Publisher: Uncle Milton
  • MSRP: $50.00~

Star Wars Jedi Force Trainer

The Star Wars Jedi Force Trainer is one of the hotter toys this year and I can understand why. Who wouldn’t want to be a young Jedi in training or at least have the disillusions of being one? However, as for whether or not it actually feeds off your biorhytms, I can’t really say. The toy’s like an Ouija board. Does it really work? Is something moving it? Who knows. With that said, this toy does have a very interesting hidden power. It trains and teaches your child to concentrate. In a word where 1 in 3 kid has A.D.D. (I totally just made that up), this is a very, very good thing. And ya, it is a lot of fun, especially if you’ve got some friends over and you want to come up with a new party game.


Get yours today at Unclemilton.com

  • Publisher: Think Geek
  • MSRP: $29.99~

Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Do you like Music? Do you like to touch yourself? Better yet, do you have a hot female friend that likes music? Get her this and watch her play sweet tunes across her chest! But then again, forget her, it’s a freaking electric guitar on your shirt! You can play individual notes, you can strum your belly! Seriously, I didn’t want to take it off, but then after five days… I wasn’t given a choice. And it’s not like you can turn it inside out.


Get yours today at Thinkgeek.com

  • Publisher: Think Geek
  • MSRP: $17.99~

Office Monkey Playset

I really dig this little pvc playset. It may not seem like much. But if you have a monkey lover among your friends and family, especially if they are doomed to a 9-5 prison sentence in a cubicle, these monkeys might just be the only thing keeping them from flinging their actual poo at their supervisors.


Get yours today at Thinkgeek.com