• Publisher: Vat19
  • MSRP: $29.95

World’s Largest Gummy Bear

Ok, what can one really say about this? It is a gummy bear the size of a newborn baby. It is the equivalent of 1400 normal sized gummy bears. It weighs in at a whopping 5 lbs and 12,600 calories. Left on its own, it may actually eat a small dog. We were afraid to test it for that. In all seriousness though, this is a sweet gift for the person in your life who you want to give diabetes. It tastes just like a regular gummy bear and will actually keep for up to a year if you wrap it and put it in the fridge. You will never see another piece of candy like this in your life… and that might actually be a good thing, but it sure as hell beats a fruit cake!


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  • Publisher: Cuisinart
  • MSRP: $149.99~

Cuisinart Rice Plus Multi-Cooker with Fuzzy Logic Technology

Calling this thing a rice cooker is like calling a swiss army knife that thing with a toothpick. Rice is one of those things people screw up all the time. Too hard, too gluey… don’t even try to figure out something like risotto. Unless you are Gordon Ramsey, you’ll probably botch it big time. Not any more. This thing is idiot proof. There’s a button for almost any kind of rice you could want. Just follow what it says and leave it alone. It even has a risotto setting. I’m not sure how, but it does and it is sweet. More than that, you can use it to heat up leftovers, make soup, and I’m pretty sure it delivered the dog’s puppies. If yours does this, you might want to rinse it out before you make rice again. I don’t know what fuzzy logic is, but it makes me look good in the kitchen and that makes this bad boy a great buy.


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  • Publisher: Vat19
  • MSRP: $9.95

Slush Mug

This is a gift that everyone needs. I had one as a child and then spent the last several years looking for one. Thank God for Vat19. This thing is awesome. Just keep it in the freezer and when you want to use it, pour in your favorite juice or soda. All you have to do is pop it back in the freezer and wait about 20 minutes. Poof, you’ve got a freakin Slushy! Leave it in a little longer and you’ve got Ices! Sure you can toss in your coke or Mountain Dew, but for my taste, I love just tossing in some orange juice or apple juice. It is one of the tastiest and simplest desserts I can think of.


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