In a move that will probably lead to the eventual overthrowing of mankind by an army of Orcas, researchers are trying to teach killer whales to speak.
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The Canadian Goverment Warns: ‘Don’t Buy Fresh Semen Online!’
In other news… Who the hell would buy “fresh” semen over the internet? Furthermore… when is the expiration date for semen?
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You’ve Got To Fight, For Your Right… To Be Slutty?
Citizens gathered in Toronto for the first ever… Slut Walk.
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Canada On Alert After Hoax Unicorn Sighting!
Canadians have their poutine all up in a huff over a suspected sighting of a unicorn.