Hours after being released from prison for good behavior, Jesus Quintana (John Turturro) reunites with his best friend and fellow underachiever Petey (Bobby Cannavale).
The story you know is just the start. This new adventure is off the charts. Hit the road with a whole new crew. There’s Sam, Guy, and a Chickeraffe too.
If this movie is half as weird as I’m hoping it will be, we could be looking at the best movie in the entire Transformers franchise (not including the original animated film).
This might not mean much considering that tomorrow is the rapture, but if we manage to survive the weekend, you’ll be able to see Transformers 3 Dark Of The Moon a couple days earlier.
There are some goodies to towards the end, especially the giant rusted Megatron that pops up behind Megan Fox, presumably to check out her butt.