Get off the phone now, It’s gonna be okay. There’s no need to be afraid. Get off the phone now, it’s gonna die one day. It’s crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway.
“I think of all the places that a penny has been. like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny’s been in. It coulda been in the pocket of the President’s suit. but it’s probably also been in some toddler’s poop.”