This is not a Florida story. It actually comes to us from Siberia. Where a woman was just decapitated by a train while having sex on the train tracks.
There’s Now An Adult Toy That Let’s You FaceTime Your Cervix
There are some selfies that the world should never have to see. Mildly NSFW.
One Reason To Never Use A Potato As A Female Contraceptive
Ladies, before you go thinking that stuffing a potato up in your naughty bits is a good way to avoid getting pregnant, consider this tale of woe.
Eels – Don’t Put Them In Your Butt
In a strange tale from China, it appears that one man has found a use for a Rice Eel that most people have never considered… he put it up his butt.