A toilet paper firm says it’s on a roll after beating the recession with the world’s first mood-matching toilet tissue boutique.
“Hi I’m Billy Mays here for Comfort wipe. Too Fat to wipe your own ass? Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick? Then you’ll need the comfort wipe. Just Stick it, Swipe it, and Wipe your worries away!”
I once heard a book review where the critic said the story was so bad that he wouldn’t even wipe his ass with the pages. Well… Japan has just released the first Horror story that is meant for just such a thing