90 Year Old Man Calls Cops About Bad Experience With Hooker

First, let me start off by giving a virtual high five to the 90 year old man who still has that much moxie left in the pop bottle. Next, let me tell you that this is not a story from Florida, but from the town of Dennis in Massachusetts. That’s where Nicholas Salerno is now facing criminal charges after admitting to police that he hired a prostitute. According to the police report, Salerno claims that he hired the woman to perform a sex act on him for the bargain price of $100. Unfortunately, she absconded with a piece of jewelry.

Now, imagine the perfect 90 year old man who is angry about getting ripped off by a prostitute when you read what he said to cops after hearing he’d be arrested for his admission:

“I don’t give a fuck. I’m 90 years old for Christ’s sake.”

To his credit, Salerno told cops that he waited a week before reporting the crime as he was hoping that the escort would bring the stolen jewelry back on her own accord. It seems she had other plans, as the police eventually recovered his gold chain from a pawn broker who had recently taken it in from the sex worker.

The Smoking Gun reports that the charge against Salerno have been dismissed, but the prostitute is still facing 2 misdemeanor charges.

Source: Smokinggun