What better way to celebrate Valentine’s than with the creepiest girlfriend that ever lived?

The overly attached girlfriend has been creeping out guys… and Justin Bieber, for almost a year now and she just keeps getting more and more popular. She’s even leveraged her celebrity to raise a good amount of money for charity.

Thankfully, she hasn’t forgotten her roots. She’s put out a very special Valentine’s Day poem that would make any potential boyfriend call the cops and request a restraining order.