Trade bad memories for OK burgers!
Japan’s 7-11 Valentine’s Day Chocolate Heart Buns Transform into Poopy Butts in Microwave
Probably the classiest headline you’ll ever see us write here.
Celebrate This V-Day With A Candlelit Dinner At McDonalds!
The Golden Arches of Love.
A GUIDE TO VALENTINE’S DAY FOR SINGLE PIECES OF BACON
Who could ever imagine a world where bacon would ever be alone. There’s always room for bacon!
A Valentine’s Day Poem From The Overly Attached Girlfriend
What better way to celebrate Valentine’s than with the creepiest girlfriend that ever lived?
Need a Boyfriend For Valentine’s Day? Go To China And Rent One
For $50 dollars a day, you can get a plus one for the night. However, if he sleeps over, the cost can be as much as $80 if he gets his own bed or $95 if he has to sleep on the couch.
YBMW Valentine’s Day Living Dead Doll Contest!
We’ve got a very special prize out there for one lucky Living Dead Doll fan thanks to the guys over at Mezco. After all, there’s no better way to celebrate society’s most romantic day than with horrific dolls!
Romantic Geek Channels His Inner Lloyd Dobler With Special V-Day Mixed Tape
This guy must have been watching a John Cusack marathon or something because he’s channeling his most inner Lloyd Dobler and Rob Gordon.