Advocate Group Creates Stupidest Child Obesity PSA EVAR!!!

Ah, the good ole days… I still remember when I was still so small that mom would have to heat up my spoon before she’d help me mainline a Whopper.

OK, seriously. WTF is wrong with these people? Is it possible that they were actually sampling some of that heroin when they came up with this commercial? Now, I’m not a scientist, but the last time I checked, the only thing that a burger was a gateway drug for was fries.

Yes, there’s a lot of fat kids out there. The main reason for that is that they don’t move enough. Get them off their asses, make them sweat… the occasional burger is fine, preferably one ground from the lean meat of ground up idiots like the ones who made this ad.