Army of Sentient Cup Robot Noodles Final Sign of Skynet

When Cup Noodles starts to get up and walk on it’s own then you know that Skynet is real. Judgment day is upon us. Sarah Connors was right! Before the T-1000’s ever rolled off the Assembly line, Skynet began to infect our stoner food! It starts with Cup Noodle, but pretty soon, funyons and cans of Fourloko will be killing people in their sleep. Something must be done to stop this infestation of tiny, red-eyed noodle and salt filled death machines!