Avril Lavigne’s New Hello Kitty Music Video Will Almost Make You Say WTFJAPAN!?!

Avril Lavigne’s New Hello Kitty Music Video seems to be pretty damned controversial. In fact, the first 20 links tried to use to post this video for you have already been pulled, so check this out before the “Man” yanks this one too.

Why watch the video? I’m honestly not sure. It’s… well, I guess that’s why you have to watch the video. It’s what happens when a Canadian tries to make a J-Pop video for an American audience…

Also, it’s got awesome lyrics like:
Let’s all slumber party
Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
Someone chuck a cupcake at me

Here are the lyrics:
Min’na saikō arigatō,
K-k-k-kawaii, k-k-k-kawaii.

[Verse 1]
Mom’s not home tonight
So we can roll around, have a pillow fight
Like a major rager OMFG

Let’s all slumber party
Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
Someone chuck a cupcake at me

It’s time for spin the bottle
Not gonna talk about it tomorrow
Keep it just between you and me

Let’s play truth or dare now
We can roll around in our underwear how
Every silly kitty should be

[Pre-chorus:]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You’re so pretty pretty
Don’t go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You’re so silly silly
Don’t go Kitty Kitty
Play with me

[Chorus:]
K-k-k-kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you’re so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you’re so silly

[Verse 2]
Wake up, got a secret
Pinky swear that you’re gonna keep it
I’ve got something you need to see

Let’s be friends forever
I wanna do everything with you together
Come and play with Kitty and me

[Pre-chorus:]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You’re so pretty pretty
Don’t go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You’re so silly silly
Don’t go Kitty Kitty
Play with me

[Chorus:]
K-k-k-kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you’re so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you’re so silly

Min’na saikō arigatō! K-k-k-kawaii! [2x]
K-k-k-kawaii! [4x]
Meow.

[Chorus:]
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you’re so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you’re so silly

[Pre-chorus:]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You’re so pretty pretty
Don’t go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You’re so silly silly
Don’t go Kitty Kitty
Play with me

Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty