Bagel Heading… Because Other Body Mods Aren’t Dumb Enough

Before we go any further into this post, it is definitely Not Safe for lunch (NSFL)… And definitely not Kosher.

So, WTF is bagel heading? It is when you inject Saline into someone’s forehead and and mush it around until it looks like the person has a bagel under their skin. This procedure is made much easier by the fact that people who are doing it tend to be lacking a serious amount of brain mass and therefore have plenty of head room to spare.

The good news is that this, unlike the stupidity of the people doing it, is temporary. Effects last between 16 and 24 hours and then the body re-absorbs the saline.