Jason Munday spoofs Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” in the brilliant “California Dorks.” I hereby declare this to be the newest geek anthem.
LYRICS:
VERSE 1
I know a place
Where the pixel count is higher
Chill at Echobase
We’re like the Rebels to the Empire
Sippin’ Mountain Dew
We’ll get some In’ N Out for breakfast
Gotta big screen TV
We’ll watch some Avatar on Netflix
PRECHORUS
You could search Google Maps
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you log in with us
You’ll be falling in love
Oh Ohohohohohoh
CHORUS
California dorks
We’re unforgettable
Disneyland like
Four times a week
Sunkist soda pop
and Flux Capacitors
Ohohohohoh Oh Ohohohohohoh
California dorks
We’re undeniable
Star War toys
And watching John Locke
YouTube represent
Now put your hands ups
Ohohohohoh Oh Ohohohohohoh
VERSE 2
Wifi on the beach
We’re ustreaming from our smartphones
Did you see that? Gotta tweet
In a hundred forty characters
PRECHORUS
CHORUS
BRIDGE
Old school Nintendo console
Turn it on and I know you’ll be sold
Duck Hunt, Track and Field,
Super Mario will make you feel
Like a kid again
I mean like this is it
Play it
Slay it
I can’t quit
All night long
With Donkey Kong
And then I move on
I’m okay
I just game
I love to play
Just like I love LA
Marble Madness
The Lion King
Nostalgia is everything
Power glove
Hanging out
With Mike Tyson’s
Punch Out
Mega Man
Excitebike
Castlevania
And the Legend of Zelda
Hey gamers
Lookie here nerds
I’m all up on ya
Cause you representin California
Skeleton Crew Never Say Die!
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