It’s a dance that every single man and woman go through every time they have a first date. Everything is going well and then the check comes. Who pays? The should pay, of course… but, if the woman doesn’t at least offer to help with the bill, it will usually kill the chances of a second date. That’s not to say the man will let her chip in… What matters is that she offered. Man, dating is a pain in the ass.

“Do you like how I reached all the way into my purse like I was actually going to pay for the check?”