Categories: WTF

Chinese Vending Machine Will Give You Crabs!

No, we aren’t talking about those Japanese vending machines that sell used panties. We are talking about the real thing. Live Hairy Crabs… wait, that sounds even worse than the panties!

They’ve got a vending machine in China where you can actually get live crabs, guaranteed fresh. If your crab is dead, the next 3 are free! Is it just me, or is something about this just very very wrong? Also in the clip, watch a woman get very excited about a banana vending machine and business men get super excited about a Vodka dispenser… wait, where can I get one of those?

Source: The Daily What
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