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Christian Side-Hug Rap Condemning Sinful ‘Front Hugs’

Because as we all know, “frontal” hugs are sinful. We run the horrific risk of accidental clothed grazing with someone of the same and opposite sex, which can lead to unwanted teen pregnancy and homosexuality. Thanks to a Christian youth group we now have nothing to fear! Introducing the, what I’d assume to be copyrighted Christin Side-huge, good Christians can now show affection and love without going straight to hell!

If you want to learn more about CSH, as all the cool kids are calling it, check out the awesome hip hop video below. These hardcore gangsta rappers believe in side hugging and so should you if you want to be down with the 411, yo.

Source: Huffingtonpost
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