Yes, you read that correctly. Like something out a Kevin Smith film, a British couple are raising money for their dream wedding in Mexico by creating and selling their own pornographic films.
No the couple isn’t Zack and Miri, but rather Lisa Brand 34, and Tommy Barnes, 36, of Macclesfield, England, who have four children together. So far the couple has earned $2,163 from three pornographic films and are planning four more movies before their June wedding in Cancun.
“I was laughing my head off. I have told my mum and most of my friends. They understand. It’s always been our dream to have a fairytale wedding,” Brand said.
In one film, Ms Brand plays a lingerie model who meets Mr Barnes’ character, a photographer, and strips down for a raunchy sex scene. Other scenes created by the couple include a threesome, a hot wax scene inspired by Madonna’s 1993 movie “Body of Evidence” and Brand spanking Barnes with a paddle. Yes… a lot of variety for all kinds of people.
“It’s our five minutes of fame — something to look back on when we’re older. It has brought us closer together,” Barnes said.
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